Christmas wishes

E just said to H, while they're playing side by side Minecraft: "I hope everyone had a good Christmas. Even Chase and Owen. And Audrey."

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Quote, out of the blue

"Dancing is not my thing."

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hannukah

E: "It's the first day of hanukkah, but we don't have the right stuff to celebrate it. We need a candle that you put eight candles in and then you light them one by one."

That happens?

This weekend while watching a movie, Elliot saw two adults yelling at each other. He turned to me and said, "wait do parents fight?" I said, "yes, sometimes parents disagree and speak unkindly to each other." He was in complete shock.

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kindergarten conferences

M: "E, what do you think your teacher will have to say about you?"

E: "That I'm the best student ever!"

Can girls be strangers?

M: Yes.
E: Oh I didn't know that.

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Good question

Dad: Did you know that all computer graphics in all the games you play are made up of triangles?
E: Then how are computers flat on the top?

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Quotable quotes

 "My penis is my weakest part." E in the shower, aged 5, when the water temp was just too much for his member

Burning questions

Do bad guys have birthdays?

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Power outage

E: Our powers are out

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Things I don't want to tell him he's saying wrong

Don't glitter!

Exercise

Is talking exercise for your mouth?

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So proud

Look mommy! I made a poop-a-barra!

(Pretty sure it was a kookaburra)

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What number is that?

15

E: uh... one-ty five?

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His online learning program

Said "terminar!"
And leaned over to me and whispered, "that means done."


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Dinner evaluation

E: "Mommy, this is really good."

For the record it was a hot dog bun with ketchup for the fourth night in a row.

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Holding an oven thermometer,

E asks, "Why isn't it telling the time?"

Lessons from the Kroc

E: We don't talk when other people are talking because it's rude to God.

E: We don't talk with food in our mouths, unless we move it to the side of our cheeks.

E: We don't put pens in our mouths. But we can put rubber bands in our mouths if we're doing someone's hair. Because we don't have three hands.

He's not been feeling well...

He has "belly grumps"--otherwise known as stomach cramps.

Just follow your heart

To get home, and to eat lunch

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Exclamations on a scooter ride

Coming in hot! Follow your heart!

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How am I supposed to answer this?

E: "How do you say hexagon in music?"

M: 

Inappropriate post-bath declarations

H: I'm little towel riding wood!
E: It's peach day, let's celebrate peach since we all have peach skin!

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It’s the end of the law

To cut down trees
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The close is clear

Means you can go
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I’m lucky because...

Mommy loves me when I'm bad.

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E’s prayer

"Bow our hands we all are friends. Thank you lord for daily bread. Amen enjoy your lunch."

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Simple machines

E: "But the ball would roll right off the roof because it's an inclined plane."

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Names

" My friends all call me Elliot."

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Recent E quotes

E quote of the night: “it’s not fair. I do like everything for you guys.”

Another gem: “I wanna be sick! I love medicine!”

I can’t make this stuff up: “ I spend my life farting and burping, this is my day.”

“P: It’s a letter of the alphabet and a bathroom word.” Words of wisdom from the backseat.

E quotes from today:
[laughing at the number 12] “Hahaha. That’s a 2 right after a 1.”
[with his mouth hanging open] “I’m catching air in my mouth.”
[chasing his sister around the dining room]
“Come back here! You ‘posed to marry me!”
I can’t make this stuff up.