Things I never thought I’d have to say

"Buddy, please don't chew on the remote control."

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As we leave on a walk today

E: "mommy, what if you and I were married?"



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Inquiring minds

Inquiring minds want to know. E: "what if google farted?"

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Watching a movie

E: "Oh good, there are black people."

#representationmatters

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