Recent E quotes

E quote of the night: “it’s not fair. I do like everything for you guys.”

Another gem: “I wanna be sick! I love medicine!”

I can’t make this stuff up: “ I spend my life farting and burping, this is my day.”

“P: It’s a letter of the alphabet and a bathroom word.” Words of wisdom from the backseat.

E quotes from today:
[laughing at the number 12] “Hahaha. That’s a 2 right after a 1.”
[with his mouth hanging open] “I’m catching air in my mouth.”
[chasing his sister around the dining room]
“Come back here! You ‘posed to marry me!”
I can’t make this stuff up.

Too big

E: Mommy, when I grow 5 then I don’t want you to carry me anymore. Then I’ll be too big.
M: <Sniff, sniff> I know, baby, I know. #theygrowupsofast #mybaby #nuggetunited

Policeman Elliot

Look mommy, I have hand *cops!

(*Cuffs)

Halloween

"Mommy, look at all the square crows!"

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At least she thinks she does

E's lament: "Hope knows everything! I don't know everything." 😞😞😞

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Skills

H got a toy that requires batteries and a screwdriver to open the compartment.
E: "I can help you, Hope! I'm really good at screwing!"

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Daddy’s middle name

T: Do you know what my middle name is?
H: Paine!
E: Pain in the butt!!

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