That happens?

This weekend while watching a movie, Elliot saw two adults yelling at each other. He turned to me and said, "wait do parents fight?" I said, "yes, sometimes parents disagree and speak unkindly to each other." He was in complete shock.

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kindergarten conferences

M: "E, what do you think your teacher will have to say about you?"

E: "That I'm the best student ever!"

Can girls be strangers?

M: Yes.
E: Oh I didn't know that.

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Good question

Dad: Did you know that all computer graphics in all the games you play are made up of triangles?
E: Then how are computers flat on the top?

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Quotable quotes

 "My penis is my weakest part." E in the shower, aged 5, when the water temp was just too much for his member

Burning questions

Do bad guys have birthdays?

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Power outage

E: Our powers are out

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