Monday, January 11, 2021

Healthy

E: It's a good thing I ate that carrot one time.
M: why?
E: because they're healthy.

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Friday, January 8, 2021

Watching Star Wars

E: will there be any good parts in this?
E: will the good guys win?

E: hey, there's two suns in that
H: that's what I was gonna say

Luke gets his father's life saber
E: wow!
H: isn't it light saver?

E: why aren't they hot when they're in the desert?

When the guy is questioning Vader
E: that's your boss!

E: I want to ride in that!
H: why is there a close up on the needle when that's not even the most dangerous thing?

"Your droids will have to wait outside. We don't serve their kind here."
H: that's like being racist!

At the cantina, they both crack up. We first see Han Solo, parents say, Do you recognize that guy?
H: elf!

E: jabba the hut is actually wider than you! (To mommy)

H: do you think I could run at light speed?

H: what is that monkey doing?
(About Chewbacca)

H: Did they at least bring any snacks?

H: finally a powerful woman! (When leia shoots them into the trash shoot)

In the garbage shoot:
E: now that is a mess!

H: is anybody on our team going to die?

When leia puts a blanket on Luke
H: is this true love?
E: h, this is sad music!

In the movie: "May the force be with you"
E: I don't know how to do that.

H they don't e end get anything for doing that!

E: Are we going to see his face?
H: Does his mask fall off in an awkward situation?
E: Or does somebody take it off?

H: all they get is a strap with a medal on it? At first I thought it was a belt
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E cheering on H at her math game

E: "You are doing a great job at math and you know this! So that must be right."

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Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Shower drawing

E draws on the shower door
M: That's a nice bunny, E!
E: <Rolls eyes> It's a snowshoe hare.

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Christmas wishes

E just said to H, while they're playing side by side Minecraft: "I hope everyone had a good Christmas. Even Chase and Owen. And Audrey."

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Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Thursday, December 10, 2020

hannukah

E: "It's the first day of hanukkah, but we don't have the right stuff to celebrate it. We need a candle that you put eight candles in and then you light them one by one."