Bananas

M: after looking in the trash can and noticing lots of peels "how many bananas did you eat today?"
E: "just four"

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Kissing

During a kissing scene in Solo: A Star Wars Story, E said: "Ewww! It looks like one of them is eating the other's mouth!"

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Stormtroopers

M: They might not like your shirt, little rebel. How are you going to stand up to them?
E: Well, they always miss what they shoot at…

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First thing he say as when he wakes up at uncle Dwight’s house

"It's impossible to walk on lava."

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Heaven

PJ is cooking in the grill.
G: That smells like heaven!
H: What does heaven smell like?
E: Dead bodies.

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Ice cream

We went to Dry Dock at cape May, H ordered peanut butter ripple with marshmallow sauce. E said he would have whatever she got. She double-checked that he knew it was peanut butter ripple, since he doesn't usually eat peanut butter.
After taking a few bites, he admitted, "I don't really like this."
M: "Why did you get it if it was called peanut butter ripple?"
E: "Well, the name doesn't always tell you what's in it."

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Your royal highness

Thirty seconds after requesting seconds:
E: Did I not ask for another piece of pizza?

Thirty seconds after the oven is heated and the next slice is ready:
E: I'm full.

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