At the Phillies game

E: "I wanna go back in your belly."

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Working on the diorama for school

E: "this is going to be awesome! Because I'm doing it with my mom!"

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What he wants every night

Tickle—o—mata

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Barf

M: (offering a fork full of beef) Want to try some of this beef?
E: I think it's pronounced "barf."

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Words of wisdom

E: "sometimes you have to lie to stay alive."

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Mathematical thinking

E during Rogue One, apropos of nothing: "Two odd numbers can make an even number but two even numbers can never make an odd number. Ugh!!!"

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Election thoughts

I want to elect Donald Trump into office jail. Where he has to do paperwork.

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