At least she thinks she does

E's lament: "Hope knows everything! I don't know everything." 😞😞😞

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Skills

H got a toy that requires batteries and a screwdriver to open the compartment.
E: "I can help you, Hope! I'm really good at screwing!"

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Daddy’s middle name

T: Do you know what my middle name is?
H: Paine!
E: Pain in the butt!!

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M: <Looking at a card from my in-laws> How nice! They got me a gift certificate for a massage.
H: What's a massage?
M: It's when I lie down on a table and somebody rubs my back and it feels nice.
H: I could do that for you!
M: I bet you'd be cheaper than these people.
H: Yeah! I'm free!
E: No, you're four!

Flowers

All throughout our camping trip, E kept bringing me flowers (mostly the beautiful tops of "weeds") and one time he said, "No one gets flowers except for mommy."

Tender moments

M: I love you.
E: I know that.
M: I’m so glad buddy, one of my parenting goals is that you kids know you are loved.
E: I farted.
#tendermomentswithnugget #nextupbirthdayboy #mylittleman

Police

E from the backseat: "mommy! I saw someone got pulled down by the policeman!"

Pulled over?

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