Can girls be strangers?

M: Yes.
E: Oh I didn't know that.

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Good question

Dad: Did you know that all computer graphics in all the games you play are made up of triangles?
E: Then how are computers flat on the top?

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Quotable quotes

 "My penis is my weakest part." E in the shower, aged 5, when the water temp was just too much for his member

Burning questions

Do bad guys have birthdays?

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Power outage

E: Our powers are out

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Things I don't want to tell him he's saying wrong

Don't glitter!

Exercise

Is talking exercise for your mouth?

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