Knock Knock

E: Knock, knock.
M: Who's there?
E: Pineapple.
M: Pineapple who?
E: Pineapple in your mouth. That's a dark joke, for you and daddy.

What you can say at school

"At school we say 'what the what?' Because we can't say 'what the heck?' You say that in jail."

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Gems from today

"I'm dancing to you with a bana."
"I will karate her in a trash can."

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Pointing at my orange

What is that? Is it an orange-colored apple?

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#lifegoals

M: What do you want to be when you get bigger?
E: Mommy.

Guess who just moved to a toddler bed and is taking extra hours to fall asleep with the new-found freedom? Hint: it’s not me... #unplannednaps #lazysunday

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I can't even...

E, after pooping in his swimsuit in the pool: "It's too late for me."

Knock knock joke by E

Knock knock
Who's there?
A cat
A cat who?
A cat hiding in your cup!

Seashells

I asked E if he wanted to go looking for seashells with me along the beach. "Yes!" he said and took off. The first one he found he proudly showed me, then threw it as far as he could back into the sea. I guess that's as good a thing to do with them as any.

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Greedy mama

E wakes up from a nap and he's all bright-eyed and still sleepy. Nostalgic for his baby days, I ask for a hug, he gives me a kiss instead. He's leaving the room and I ask again, and his response: "You already had a kiss already."

Paying closer attention that you think

E, when Lottie bites Amelia in The Little Princess: "Her is a bucket dipper!"

They've been talking about "bucket fillers" at his school recently--I guess he's really taking it to heart.

How old is he?

M: You have stickers all over your shirt!
E: Oh dear!

Ah, siblings

All weekend, H has been trying to pull down her pants to show us her butt. Tonight this happened:
M: H, pull your pants up. It's not appropriate. No one wants to see that.
E: I want to see that!

Waiting for your sister to come home from school like...

Mother’s Day

My little man wouldn't smile for the photo but we had a great Mother's Day celebration at his school this afternoon. He insisted on placing cheese on my crackers and then feeding them to me. I wasn't gonna say no. #oneluckymama #littlegentleman #yellowdinosaurs

Squirrel boy

Picking flowers for the family

After picking one, he insisted on getting one for each member of the family.

After dinner shenanigans

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Too quiet

M: (looks in backyard and can't see E anywhere) H, where's your brother?
H: I don't know, I think he went inside.
...
M: (finds E in garage playing with a dump truck full of sand) Where did all of that sand come from?
E: The beach!

Visit to a farm!

The kids got to ride a donkey and see a long-haired cow, an alpaca and a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig named Spike. Their favorite part? Petting the dogs, of course. Might as well have stayed in the city. Lol.

Easter cars!

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Fun with grandparents in MA

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In the jungle

Pulling up the driveway to GamGam and Dibby's house, E says, trembling, "I'm scared of tigers in the jungle!" Little did he know we'd find a snake on our mini-hike just hours after arriving!

The mind of a kid

M: "Your grandparents are going to eat you up this week!"
E: "Uh oh."

First walk of spring break with my little man

Luckiest mom ever

These two played so contentedly on their own/together tonight. Extreme dot-to-dot for H and big floor puzzle for E. The some big box fun!

Things E says right now

When he wants you to play tickle with him: "Got me! Got me!" because he wants you to say, "I got you!"

"Up, up, up, up, up!" when he wants me to pick him up.

"Boom-dozer" instead of "bulldozer"
"Doom-truck" for dumptruck

"Bay-er" for bear
"Pider" for spider
"Peedy car" for speedy car

Old McDonald verses:
Big cow (Moo), little cow (moo), horse (neigh), reindeer (what does a reindeer say?), penguin (waddle)

"I want food! My belly-ache is full!"

"Stop annoying at me!"

"Diamond room" for dining room

"Hop-spital" for hospital

"You're giving me night-dreams!" instead of night mares

"It sa-peared!" for "it disappeared"
"That's a-sgusting" for disgusting

"Amorning" for "this morning"

"My nother blanket" when he has one and wants the other one

"Bana" for banana

"Mix-mixer" for cement mixer
"Scrunchin site" for construction site

Why is that truck "bonking" its horn?

When you kiss him, "What did that sound like to you?" "It sounded like that to me, too!"

"Thanks, your majesty!"

"Incited" for excited

"Slip-aly" for slippery
"Fing" for thing

"Tri-nangle" for triangle

His favorite breakfast food is an "angel muffin" (english)