Wednesday, April 22, 2020

His online learning program

Said "terminar!"
And leaned over to me and whispered, "that means done."


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Monday, April 13, 2020

Dinner evaluation

E: "Mommy, this is really good."

For the record it was a hot dog bun with ketchup for the fourth night in a row.

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Sunday, April 12, 2020

Holding an oven thermometer,

E asks, "Why isn't it telling the time?"

Lessons from the Kroc

E: We don't talk when other people are talking because it's rude to God.

E: We don't talk with food in our mouths, unless we move it to the side of our cheeks.

E: We don't put pens in our mouths. But we can put rubber bands in our mouths if we're doing someone's hair. Because we don't have three hands.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020