Opposite of blown-up

E found a deflated ball at H's school. He said, "It's blown-down!"

“I want to give you a hug...

...but after I put on my pull ups because I don't want to touch you with my privates. And my penis is in the front."

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Bees

E: That's syrup.
M: No, it's honey. Bees make it.
E: Bees make it for us?
M: ... No, they make it for themselves and then we steal it.
E: They wanna come in there and eat it.

Sugar addict

E: Can I please have more fruit snacks?
M: No, you already had one pack today.
E: Just one more and I'm going to be done, I promise.